Hey There Elder Sister, Yeah, You, With The Long Hair! Could We Look Inside Your Ears? We Have This Amazing New High Tech Ear Cleaning Device (An Egg Vibrator) Equipped With A Super High Resolution Miniature Camera, That Will Clean Your Ears Using Micro Vibrations, And It Can Clean Your Ears But Also Your Bellybutton And Between Your Toes, So Lets Oil It Up (With Some Aphrodisiac Lotion) And Give It A Whirl...