"I've Been Lonely For So Long, I Just Want Some Attention" I Went To Stay At A Country Inn, And Ordered Some Service, And This Sexy, Alluring Young Lady Came Over To Serve Me, And We Hit It Off Like Gangbusters Excuse Me Miss, I Know You're Not A Geisha Girl, But Why Do You Continue To Serve Me So Well? And Then She Said, "There Are No Strong Young Men Out Here In The Country" "I've Been So Lonely For So Long, I Want Someone To Give Me Some Attention" And Then...