When I was admitted to the hospital for a checkup, there was a space to write my occupation, so I lied and wrote "president and CEO," and nurses came to my place in turn and gave me devoted and erotic care services.
検査入院した時に職業を書く欄があったので『代表取締役社長』と嘘で書いてみたら入れ替わり立ち代り僕の所に看護婦がやってきて献身的にエロい介護サービスをしてくれた。